OK, those of you who've known me for a long period of time know that I have had this saying I've done my best to live by for many years...
"In the cesspool of life, someone must be the drain cover -- Hi, I'm your drain cover."
What exactly do I mean by this you ask?... go ahead... ask me... "Ed, what exactly does this mean?" (thanks!) Well if I was the cup is half empty kind of guy, it would meant that I get pooped on a heck of a lot. Now, most of you know that I'm the consummate glass half empty kind of guy. However, I'm also the "feces occurs" guy. So if you combine those you have... well I guess you have one really messed up dude. I guess that makes me the poster child for every known anti-everything pharmaceutical on the market.
So, before I break a few more HIPAA privacy laws, let's really look at things as half full and break with the mold. Think about this. What's the purpose of a drain cover anyway? Why don't you go into your kitchen of shower, take a look at the drain cover and contemplate that... go ahead... I'll wait.
Oh, you're back. OK I can only imagine what you found. It's probably things that would make my Microbiology Professor drool. But on some occasions it actually catches good things... right? The wedding band that falls off while you're in the shower (you should never have lost those 200 pounds). The spoon before it ends in the garbage disposal. The crack pipe before it.. oh no wait, I'm projecting to my patients again.
So the premise of the "Drain Cover" is what... Sure things we don't mention in polite company do go past it, but on occasion... there's that odd chance that something... interesting is actually "caught" by "The Drain Cover." That's the principal of a new editorial work I'm going to build. Maybe a Blog/web, maybe something else. I'm going to make it my life work (we'll OK more like a minute here and a minute there) to find the crap stuck in the drain cover..
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